Instacrush

Thinking of a (several) recent encounters, I developed what I would term instacrush. As a close friend R. once told me, "You go from zero to pregnant in 5 seconds." R. doesn't lie.

I am one of those few people who can tell in the first split second of listening to someone speak whether or not I have a crush on them. This, my friends, is a gift. I eliminate countless dating hours in the blink of an eye. I'm not crazy either. I can fall out of crush just as instantaneously. Many a man has lost my affections due to bad hygiene or lack of personality among other disqualifiers.

Anyways, I'm not sure what made me look up the word instacrush today. Can you imagine my surprise when Google showed up with not only results for instacrush, but a hidden message?

"In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 666 already displayed. If you like, you can repeat the search with the omitted results included."

Google is not a fan of girls who instacrush.





Anyways, according to Urban Dictionary,

1.	Instacrush
	to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.